Our Little Talker

I know I am bias, but Payton's doctor can back me up on this. Little Miss Payton has an awesome vocabulary. Seriously, the doctor said she speaks on a three year old level and she is only 20 months. However, with this awesome vocabulary also comes some sentences that either make me laugh, cry or cringe. I'll let you be the judge.

1. "Mommy, I went poo poo in the bathtub." This was last night. Oh, what fun.
2. "Mommy, I love you." or "Mommy, I love you more."
3. "Good night Mommy." "Good morning Mommy."
4. "You got to share the (insert object from a book, blanket, or something she is not supposed to have)." That is quickly followed by (after I take it away if it is something she is not supposed to have. "Share, Mommy. You got to share. SHARE. My turn." and if I still won't give it back to her then a small fit will follow.
5. "Mommy, change my diaper. Stinky, stinky poo, poo."
6. "I don't like it." or "I don't like (insert object or food or drink of your choice)."
7. "Mommy no more sugars." "Mommy, tickle me."
8. Me: Payton what's the rule in soccer? Payton, "No, hands."
9. "Blues Clues. I want to watch Blue Clues. Blue Clues."
10. "Read the book to me. Mommy, read."
11. When she sees Daddy getting a beer. "Beer. I want a beer." Then she pretends to take a sip and says, "Aah, good beer." She also knows that when Daddy gets his beer he needs his koozie. Yes, please submit our name for parents of the year for that one.

In other news, Payton started school aka Mother's Day Out for two days a week this week. My mom said the first day was rough. She cried and basically throw a royal fit when my mom left. My mom said when she picked her up Payton was just shelled shocked. When we asked her about school, Payton would get this sad face and say, "I don't like it." The second day went a little better. My mom said she didn't cry until they got into the classroom, and she only really started to cry because another little girl was screaming her head off.


All and all life at the Cargill household is pretty good. Payton is so entertaining right now and Derek and I just sit and watch her. Last night for example, she started to scream, and then say, "Mommy, I'm screaming." Then she would run over to daddy and scream and say, "Daddy, I'm screaming." She did this for five minutes running back and forth to scream. Her little face was so funny because she would open her mouth up huge and make this funny face while she was screaming. It was like she was really concentrating on getting the perfect scream out.

I hope everyone has a safe and happy Labor Day weekend.